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MOUNTAIN BIKE BLUES
I am a brand new mountain bike
My owner`s pride and joy
I`ve chunky tyres and umpteen gears
I am his favourite toy
I`m bright and clean and shiny
My owner`s joy and pride
And every weekend without fail
He takes me for a ride
He loads me on his Volvo drives
Fifty miles and then
He lifts me down to ride three miles
And drives back home again
There`s just one thing that puzzles me
The roads we ride are flat
They say that I`m a mountain bike
A mountain? What is that?
